Music and Matchmakers

This weekend, I had a little break from uni. It was so nice to get away from the same two rooms I've been in for the past month. I am too knackered to think in coherent paragraphs, so this blog will take the form of bulleted things I've learnt over the past 3 days.
  • spicy chinese beef is really damn tasty.
  • when in the bath, it is advisable to select music which will promote a good image of you to anyone overhearing it. For example, 'baby got back' is an excruciatingly long song to listen to when you know people are outside the door, judging you. 'Drop it like it's hot' is also less appropriate when those outside include an 11 year old.
  • matchmakers should be required food for every bathtime, though soap must be shaken off before touching or the next few may taste of Moroccan rose and orange blossom or whatever that shit was.
  • London has its transport system absolutely down, like, srsly well done u guyz.
  • The following things will never get old in aquariums:
    - humming the jaws theme tune when observing the shark tank
    - doing fish voice overs in the style of their appearance. (crabs are always french)
    - smiling back at stingrays
  • I am not above a sharp elbow to the face of small children when there are giant turtles to be seen
  • McDonald's is king
  • The Wizard of Oz is a complete LIE
  • Wicked reveals everything, you will question your whole existence.
  • Some people are really bloody ridiculously talented, and when they turn out to be really bloody ridiculously lovely as well, it's a kick in the crotch.
  • I like egg
That pretty much sums up my weekend. If you have any further questions you should probably go outside and stare at the sun until you go blind because that will be more productive than learning more about my dull life.

Below is a collection of pictures that won't go next to each other so scroll away bitches

landan baby

you came to the wrong neighbourhood

bein all starin nd dat

'(anything in an elderly chinese accent)'

I quite like london really

The Wicked stage and err a dragon that's not really in the
story but it blows smoke and shit

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